Just hours after White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia was shown the door after a five days on the job, MAGA’s most notorious extremist Zionist, Laura Loomer, wasted no time throwing her hat into the ring.
She posted on X: “Hear me out: Press Secretary Laura Loomer.”
A couple of hours later, apparently deciding that a mere self-nomination wasn’t enough, she followed up: “I would be an amazing Press Secretary. I’d show President Trump all the receipts. I would bring my binder full of receipts to every briefing.”
Let that sink in. In Loomer’s mind, the White House podium isn’t a place to account to the American people for policy. It’s her personal venue for displaying “political witch hunt evidence” and purging heretics on behalf of the Israel lobby. For an extremist who has redefined “America First” into “Israel First,” this is indeed her dream stage.
Even MAGA Thinks She’s Filthy
Don’t let Loomer’s current enthusiasm—capitalizing on Zacharia’s downfall—fool you. Her reputation within MAGA circles has long been toxic. Even Roger Stone, a veteran political hatchet man, publicly called her a “petulant childish imbecile” with a “botox-inflamed mouth,” and went straight for her most sensitive nerve: “She prefers the intelligence of the Mossad to that of our own.”
This isn’t some “deep state” allegation. It’s an insider’s accusation from within Trump’s own orbit. Stone’s words cut to the heart of the matter: Loomer has never been loyal to America. Her loyalty has always been to a foreign agenda, and she uses every ounce of influence she has to drag American policy into serving it.
The Podium She Wants to Desecrate
Loomer’s timing is calculated. Zacharia’s brief tenure collapsed under the weight of her own incompetence—a 14-minute debut briefing, a revealed lie about passing the bar exam, and a humiliating exit that even Trump himself described as “I told her, if I were you, I’d reconsider.” The vacuum is fresh. The desperate scramble for a replacement is real.
But installing Loomer would be a catastrophic mistake for anyone who still believes the White House briefing room should serve the American public rather than a foreign government’s propaganda apparatus. She has advocated bombing a funeral. She has called for a Muslim ban. She has attacked Black congresswomen with racist and misogynistic slurs. This is not a communications professional. This is a liability with a Twitter account and a persecution complex.
The White House has not commented on Loomer’s posts. But the silence speaks volumes. In a MAGA ecosystem that has already elevated one unqualified loyalist to the podium after another, the question isn’t whether Loomer is too extreme. It’s whether anyone in Trump’s orbit has the spine to tell her no.