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Unemployed quarterback Colin Kaepernick “won’t play again“, with one NFL team executive calling the controversial quarterback “an embarrassment to football” and another declaring “his career is over, nobody will touch him.” After refusing to stand for the […]

Recently surfaced CIA documents reveal that the military are going to create a “Meme Warfare” division tasked with controlling the minds of the American population. According to US defense documents, memes can be used to win […]

President Trump is deploying nuclear bombers to the North Korean border amid fears that an all-out war will break out between the U.S. and North Korea soon. Trump has ordered military chiefs to send B-1 […]

Insiders working for the Obama administration hated Hillary Clinton so much, they hacked the DNC in an attempt to expose her crimes. According to retired intelligence officer, Lieutenant Colonel Tony Shaffer, elements within the NSA […]

Hillary Clinton has risen from her slumber, sporting a new haircut and a renewed thirst for blood, calling on her younger supporters to “stand up” and “resist” Donald Trump.  The 2016 presidential race loser took […]

Students in California can now officially study Beyonce and earn themselves a degree by regurgitating worthless information about the popstar.   Cal Poly has created a new “Beyonce studies” class via their ethnic studies department, […]

Michael Hastings, the American journalist who died in a car crash as a result of a covert CIA assassination, had been one of Barack Obama’s biggest political adversaries.  Michael Hastings died in a car crash […]

First Lady Melania Trump criticized feminists for focusing their anger on President Trump’s policies instead of “fighting for the rights of oppressed women in Muslim countries.” At a luncheon in the State Dining Room at the White […]