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President Trump’s Environmental Protection Agency has granted $100 million to the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality to fund “urgent drinking water infrastructure upgrades in Flint, Michigan.” The news comes as a huge relief to Flint […]

Boston’s elite Emerson College has taken it upon itself to release a list of offensive words Americans should stop using at once. Emerson College’s “Guidelines for Inclusive Language” has banned the use of the word homosexual […]

Shaquille O’Neal has become the latest celebrity to join the flat-earth society, declaring that our minds have been manipulated to accept “the lie that the earth is round.” The big man even offered “proof” of his claims – he […]

Senator Chuck Schumer has threatened to shut down the federal government over a disagreement about immigration reform.  The Democrat New York senior senator has vowed to block a must-pass bill that would effectively stop the government […]

The CEO of Starbucks has been forced to quit as stockholders at the coffee giant pushed him out following his failed liberal policy of hiring 10,000 refugees.  Howard Schultz believed he could impose a policy […]

The Secret Service agent who proudly boasted that she would not take a bullet for President Trump has officially been fired from the agency.  Special Agent Kerry O’Grady was investigated by the Secret Service after […]

Billionaire banker David Rockefeller has died at the age of 101. According to family spokesperson Fraser P. Seitel, Rockefeller a former Chase Manhattan Chief Executive, died peacefully in his sleep at home in Pocantico Hills, […]

Congress has concluded that Donald Trump’s campaign is “not guilty” of colluding with Russia in order to win the 2016 presidential election.  A congressional panel found “zero evidence” that Trump worked with Russia, its chairman announced […]

Comet Ping Pong shooter, Edgar Maddison Welch, has agreed to a secret plea deal with federal prosecutors in order to save them the “hassle” of going to trial.  The North Carolina man who turned up to […]

Google has announced that humans will achieve immortality by the year 2045, allowing people with enough money the option to live forever.  According to Google’s Director of Engineering, Ray Kurzweil, humans are just over 10-years away […]