The Pennsylvania Department of Health led by Dr. Rachel Levine issued new COVID rules for orgies recently.
In a bizarre set of guidelines, Dr. Rachel Levine lists detailed instructions for what Pennsylvanians must do if they find themselves in large gatherings “where you might end up having sex.”
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No, this is NOT satire.
Per the Pennsylvania Department of Health:
Large gatherings are not safe during COVID19, but if you attend a large gathering where you might end up having sex, below are tips to reduce your risk of spreading or getting COVID-19 through sex:
- Limit the number of partners.
- Try to identify a consistent sex partner.
- Wear a face covering, avoid kissing, and do not touch your eyes, nose, or mouth with unwashed hands.
- Wash your hands with soap and water often, and especially before and after sex. If soap and water are not available use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer.
- If you usually meet your sex partners online, consider taking a break from in-person dates. Video dates, sexting, subscription-based fan platforms, or chat rooms may be options for you.
Protect yourself and your partners from COVID-19 during sex.
- Avoid kissing. Kissing can easily pass the virus.
- Wear a face covering or mask.
During COVID-19, wearing a face covering that covers your nose and mouth is a good way to add a layer of protection during sex with those outside your household.
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Lovely thing. Man dressed as woman.
I didn’t know the Quaker Oats dude had a sister.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instead of orgies, Pennsylvania should be much more concerned about stolen presidential elections ♂️
SNUFF A GAY FOR THE USA !
That hag looks like Paul Allen.
If you havent figured out we are living in the end days, this story should do haha
And remember not to touch your face; your partner’s anus is OK…
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Destroy restaurants but allow orgies?! Really?
I don’t think Dr. Rachel will have to worry about being invited to one!!
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Who’s ready to start killing these Satanic monsters?
A parasitic dispensary of the plague of corruption .
What is that? Another pedophile in government position? Yes it is and no one voted these pedophiles in like no did Pedo Joe. The elections are 100% rigged from the software being rigged, to ballot harvesting, to dead people voting and forcing disabled and elderly people to vote for Pedo Joe. The evidence is beyond damning that we live in a Banana Republic ran by global elites pedophile puppets like this sick man/woman/it/they/she/he or whatever you call that nasty looking thing above.
Welp, we know THAT thing is not gonna be ‘invited’ to any ‘orgies’…..