Queen Elizabeth Promises To ‘Take Back America’ If Trump Elected

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The Queen of England has vowed to 'take back America' if Donald Trump is elected President

Queen Elizabeth has promised her subjects that she will authorize the UK to invade the United States of America if Donald Trump is elected President in November 2016. 

Buckingham Palace released a statement from her Majesty, saying “Should Mr Trump be elected we will take back America by force and place it once again under colonial rule“.

The D.C. Brief reports:

The announcement has received mostly a positive response, but many critics have seen the Queen as merely taking advantage of the swell of anti-Trump feeling in the country after a petition calling for the banning of the real estate mogul from entering the UK received over 500,000 signatories.

In the mean-time the Queen has ordered the armed forces to start preparations for an invasion this November.

Her Royal Highness is also hoping that the current President Barack Obama succeeds in the disarming of the American people saying, “They won’t be able to have another Revolution without their guns.”

Fashion designer Stella McCartney has been tasked to design a new Red Coat uniform should the invasion go ahead.

“We’re going with the classic Red Coat look but with a 21st Century edge to it,” Stella said today.

Baxter Dmitry

Baxter Dmitry

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35 Comments

  1. Why post stupid stories like this? All it does it make people think that the rest of the news on here might be bullshit too. there is no way in hell that the queen said that.

  2. Why post stupid stories like this? All it does it make people think that the rest of the news on here might be bullshit too. there is no way in hell that the queen said that.

  3. Who comes up with this foolishness? Everyone knows the US is a well armed citizenry and have beat Britain 2 times out of 2! Silliness!

  4. Who comes up with this foolishness? Everyone knows the US is a well armed citizenry and have beat Britain 2 times out of 2! Silliness!

  5. Imagine if England’s military was directed to do such a thing by her? I think her own soldiers would and will object and will not do what she orders. Otherwise, London and their entire country will cease to exist.

    • Do you even “hear” yourself?

      The Queen has no ruling authority; none of the royal family does. Britain is ruled by the Prime Minister and Parliament. In terms of actual power and authority, the PM is the head of state. Whether or not she is senile has no bearing on the question. The military doesn’t answer to ANYONE in the royal family and hasn’t for some time. It wouldn’t matter what the Queen’s state of mind was, or how crazy or sound the order was: the military wouldn’t follow it, period, because they don’t take orders from the royal family. Neither would anyone in the royal family bother GIVING orders because they lack the authority to do so.

  6. Imagine if England’s military was directed to do such a thing by her? I think her own military would and will object and will not do what she orders. Otherwise, London and their entire country will cease to exist.

    I think that she could be sufficiently senile to say that. I am looking forward to the day she kneels before the Great White Throne crying, “I was the Queen of England. You cannot do that to me. For that long? You cannot do that to me for that long”.

    • Do you even “hear” yourself?

      The Queen has no ruling authority; none of the royal family does. Britain is ruled by the Prime Minister and Parliament. In terms of actual power and authority, the PM is the head of state. Whether or not she is senile has no bearing on the question. The military doesn’t answer to ANYONE in the royal family and hasn’t for some time. It wouldn’t matter what the Queen’s state of mind was, or how crazy or sound the order was: the military wouldn’t follow it, period, because they don’t take orders from the royal family. Neither would anyone in the royal family bother GIVING orders because they lack the authority to do so.

  7. why would the queen want America back? the british seem to being doing just fine without America

  8. why would the queen want America back? the british seem to being doing just fine without America

    • WHY would the queen to keep Canada and Australia ???
      Educate yourself Bobby.
      larouchepac.com/20160422/friday-webcast-april-22-2016

    • i wasn’t talking about canada or australia. i didn’t mention them at all. what the hell are you even talking about?

    • I answered your question, boob!!!
      Work on YOUR reading COMPREHENSION problem. It’s awful.
      Oh, and start to treat YOUR Neurasthenia, don’t delay.

  9. As to frickin Queen B, We as US citizens will join with Trump and Putin and take your sorry asses down, as for Americas weapons, piss in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up the fastest, As far as America goes,
    you never did own our Country, evil one, who is also a illumini, Britian and other Countrie not wanting to be under Britian rule left for the Colonies and settled in America, stick it up your bloody ass Elisabeth, come here and we will blow your asses up and if criminal Muslium Brotherhood Leader thinks he will unarm
    America, you will witness the biggest bllodbath in history, then , Putin and we the Citizens of the United States will come after your sorry ass old woman, you are a fake Queen, robbing England of their wealth while living high on the hog while your citizens live in proverty, go screw yourself babycakes!

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