Royal Family Studied Meghan Markle’s ‘Bloodlines’ Before Harry’s Proposal

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Meghan Markle's DNA was analyzed by the British Royal Family to determine her "ancient bloodline" before Prince Harry was allowed to propose.

Meghan Markle’s DNA was analyzed by the British Royal Family before Prince Harry was allowed to ask for her hand in marriage, according to the actress who claims she was forced to endure a “heel prick test” and wait one week for Buckingham Palace to determine whether she had “suitable blood.”

“They took a sample of my blood and said they’d get back to me,” the Suits actress and fiancé of Prince Harry said. “It was harrowing. What were they testing for? At first I was guessing it was health related but they later told me it was about bloodlines.”

Expressing relief to have “passed” the test, Meghan Markle told friends that, as far as she is concerned, “ancient bloodlines are mumbo jumbo” and, in her opinion, she and Harry were “born to be together” because “she was born with the Sun in Leo and the Moon, Jupiter, Saturn and Pluto in Libra.”

While the actress may not believe in the importance of “ancient bloodlines,” it appears the British monarchy holds them in the highest regard. British royals have traditionally married within the circles of British aristocracy, occasionally branching further afield and bringing members of other European royal houses into their ranks.

Prince Harry’s engagement to Markle, a Los Angeles native and Hollywood insider, initially caused shockwaves in British aristocratic circles. However news regarding her DNA test has soothed concerns that Harry had “gone rogue” and was threatening to dilute the elite gene pool with “common genes” and threaten the future dominance of the elite.

It is understood that Megan Markle, 36, is descended from the House of Dupont, an elite European Illuminati bloodline, on her father’s side.

The news regarding the Royal’s bloodline test came during the same week that Harry’s elder brother Prince William announced “there are too many people in the world” amid claims the elite plan to depopulate the world.

Harry and William’s grandfather Prince Phillip has also gone on record promoting depopulation, saying, “In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.”

Meghan, who complained to friends about the increase in her “social responsibilities” and how strictly she is being monitored by the Royals, also told colleagues that she was given a “weird blue orb” by the Royals after she accepted Prince Harry’s marriage proposal.

Markle described the orb as “pale blue and unfortunately not really matching my apartment’s general aesthetic,” the actress showed friends a photo of a lapis lazuli orb decorated with a silver cross of Edward the Confessor, the 11th Century English King.

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