Cape Breton Island in Canada’s Nova Scotia is inviting weary Americans to make it their new home should Republican real estate billionaire Donald Trump win the White House in November.
The Hill reports:
“Hi Americans!” a statement on a tourism website for Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, reads. “Donald Trump may become the next president of your country. If that happens, and you decide to get the hell out of there, might I suggest moving to Cape Breton Island?”
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The statement adds: “Don’t wait until Election Day to find somewhere else to live!“Start now – that way, on Election Day, you just hop on a bus to start your new life in Cape Breton, where women can get abortions, Muslim people can roam freely and the only ‘walls’ are holding up the roofs of our extremely affordable houses.”
The website then explained its rationale for seeking potential American residents disgusted by the prospect of a Trump administration.
“We are an island about the same size as the Hawaiian Big Island on the east coast of Canada,” its statement reads. “We always rank high on travel magazine lists of beautiful islands, but we are experiencing a bit of a population problem at the moment.
“We need people [and] we need you! This is not a joke! See for yourself – you belong here on Cape Breton Island, where healthcare is free, you know your neighbors and they look out for you and nobody has a hand gun.”
Cape Breton Island also details some of its unique features as a North Atlantic tourist destination.
“In Cape Breton, we value diversity,” its tourism site reads. “Here, you can hear a number of other languages, like French and Mi’kmaq, even Gaelic! But everybody speaks English, too, just like you.
“Yes, this is Canada, but Cape Breton isn’t frozen all year round! Our summers are delightful with highs in the 80-degree range. Winters here are very similar to the Northeast USA.”
Cape Breton YouTube video:
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No. A have not province that can’t afford to support Canadian citizens shouldn’t be inviting anyone for the HAVE PROVINCES to pay for.
Maybe one should ask how high are the taxes are before they pack their bags.
Maybe one should ask how high are the taxes are before they pack their bags. Also what other freedoms am I going to give up to live in you little utopia. Winters are brutal I’ll bet. There’s always a catch.
That’s funny! Are American citizens, “refugees,” and illegal immigrants really going to flee Donald Trump and go to Canada six months before the November 2016 election? Not likely. What the vast majority of people of all races, colors, and creeds really want to escape from right now is the Zika microcephaly virus that Pres. Barack Obama (D-Illinois) insists on spreading so energetically. It’s a disaster for men, women, children, and babies in Puerto Rico! (Have you noticed that the more information that FOX News manages to drag out of sad-and-compassionate-looking liberal doctors and “experts,” the worse the epidemic seems to get?) But here’s the good news! If you go on vacation to Canada, just tell their dumb-as-a-doorknob marijuana-puffing prime minister that you’re a Syrian refugee or a, quote, “person of color”–whatever that is–and you get a long list of free things, including a computer with Microsoft Windows 10 on it! (*&$#@!) That way, at some future date, you can vote for the adult liberal male foetus of your choice on the Internet–without ever having to go to a voting booth–so no facial recognition (or foreign language interpreter) is needed. By the way, have you heard that Pres. Obama has now been positively identified as an illegal alien from another planet? Uranus. (Yes, he’s unconstitutional.) So it’s time to flush the toilet. Now, the liberal socialist Democrats in the United States of America need all of the help from Canadian citizens that they can possibly get. (In fact, they’re begging.) So, here’s the important question: Are the “American patriots” who are on permanent vacation in Canada still allowed to vote in absentia by mail? Does anyone know for sure? It could fraudulently affect our presidential election, you know. (Remember: Pres. Obama’s motto is “Never let a good crises go to waste.”)… Please do your duty, educate yourself, and help save your country. Get a copy of “Human (D) Evolution: The Origin of Our Left-wing Species.” It’s available at Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, and Amazon. In Canada, you can get it at Indigo Chapters. Read it. Believe it. It’s true! (Warning: Liberals hate it.)
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I wonder what those Ameicians are thinking today about their decision?