The New York Times is now urging its readers to “mate with shorter people” in order to combat climate change.
Author Mara Altman, writes that “when you mate with shorter people, you’re potentially saving the planet by shrinking the needs of subsequent generations.”
“Lowering the height minimum for prospective partners on your dating profile is a step toward a greener planet,” she claims.
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Summit.news reports: Altman argues that shorter people are “inherent conservationists, which is more crucial than ever in this world of eight billion,” adding that “if we kept our proportions the same but were just 10 percent shorter in America alone, we would save 87 million tons of food per year (not to mention trillions of gallons of water, quadrillions of B.T.U.s of energy and millions of tons of trash).”
Altman continues, “Short people don’t just save resources, but as resources become scarcer because of the earth’s growing population and global warming, they may also be best suited for long-term survival (and not just because more of us will be able to jam into spaceships when we are forced off this planet we wrecked).”
“Our success as individuals does not depend on beating up other people or animals. Even if it did, in an era of guns and drones, being tall now just makes you a bigger target,” Altman adds, concluding “I want my children’s children to know the value of short.”
Twitter wasted no time in ceaselessly mocking the piece:
If one were to look on the bright side, at least Altman’s future allows for continued ‘mating’.
It’s a step down from “voluntary human extinction”, an idea previously amplified by the Times, so perhaps this is progress.
Sean Adl-Tabatabai
Typical female, all emotion with zero logic.
That’s OK, fella, I don’t think are too impressed with you, either.
You can’t accept the truth. Many of my female friends agree with me. And you know nothing about me.
The frenchies had a good method for reducing people’s height. Anyone over 6 ‘2could be cut down to size very swiftly.
The world we live in under Liberal control is very much like the movie “Ideocracy”. Once you allow the mentally ill to head politics, this sort of crap happens. Now the governor is removed, it is rolling full force onto the people of G7 countries under control of the Liberal World Order WEF
It’s the same as always, the Church and Crown running the show usi g all of their secret services media Barons sycophants worshippers etc etc globally.
THESE DEMENTED PSYCOHPATHS CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE TO RULE OVER OTHER PEOPLE – ‘they’ NEED TO END AS Mussolini DID – GLOBALLY…
More insanity from the cabal.
Time to mount up and ride. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eefc5ac8cafbce1f3c994c8b0609191b9b298fc5256b09db13947cfbfd950950.jpg