Rand Paul Reveals Dr. Anthony Fauci Spent $12 Million Giving Meth To Transgender Monkeys

Continuing a family tradition, Sen. Rand Paul has been releasing an annual ‘Festivus Report’ to highlight government waste and this year he has exposed some truly amazing items, including Anthony Fauci’s perverse interest in giving meth to transgender monkeys.

According to Rand Paul, there is “no question” that Anthony Fauci, who has been compared to Nazi doctor Josef Mengele, belongs in prison.

The New York Post reports:

Transgender monkeys and $8K lobster tanks: Gov’t spending grievances aired in ‘Festivus Report’

Time to drag your pole out of the crawl space.

In the most wonderful time of the year for Washington budget hawks, Sen. Rand Paul released his annual airing of spending grievances Friday in honor of the “Seinfeld”-immortalized holiday “Festivus.”

From science experiments on transgender monkeys to $38 million in COVID payments to dead people, Paul’s report detailed what he called “a whopping $9 billion of waste” of taxpayer funds.

“Last Festivus, we lamented over the national debt reaching an astronomical $30 trillion,” wrote Paul (R-Ky.).

“Shockingly, in one short year, the career politicians and bureaucrats in Washington have managed to approach $34 trillion in debt, without so much as a second thought.”

Paul blasted both political parties for contributing to the shortfall by voting to raise the debt ceiling in late May, “which empowered the government to borrow an unlimited amount of money until 2024.”

“As Congress spends to reward its favored industries and pet projects, the American taxpayers are forced to pay the price through record high inflation and crippling interest rates,” he said in the report.

Rand Paul does a real public service by pointing out this nonsense.

The government sure is generous with our money.